“I’m Fine” = She’s Definitely Not Fine

If she says she’s fine in that clipped, monotone voice, she’s not fine. She’s simmering. She’s running a full mental slideshow of everything you did wrong, from the text you didn’t answer three days ago to the way you blinked too slowly just now.

“I’m fine” is code for tread carefully. It means she’s not ready to unleash the essay yet, but she’s drafting it in her head. The best move? Don’t celebrate. Don’t sigh in relief. This is the calm before the storm, and she’s giving you one last chance to wise up.

Final Thought: If “I’m fine” comes out icy, brace yourself.

Disclaimer: This is girlcode, not legal code. Don’t use it in court, you’ll lose.