Some people walk away from a first date with a smile. Me? I walk away with Pinterest boards, color schemes, and three potential venues bookmarked. It’s not that I’m rushing lover, it’s just that delulu logic says if the vibes were good, the vows are basically written.
One glass of wine and two hours of conversation, and suddenly I know exactly how we’ll pose for our engagement photos. Was he charming? Sure. Did he chew with his mouth closed? Thank God. Did he say something slightly funny? Oh, baby, that’s husband material.
Is it unhinged? Maybe. But here’s the truth: daydreaming is free. Sometimes imagining the future is more fun than waiting for him to text back. And if he ghosts? Fine, I’ll just reassign the fantasy wedding to the next candidate. The venue deposit hasn’t been paid yet.
Tessa’s Final Thought:
If the date was good, don’t be shocked when I’ve already named our kids.
Disclaimer:
This series is for entertainment and perspective. Delulu is fun, just don’t let your Pinterest board get ahead of reality.