Sir, Please, One-Word Texts Aren’t a Personality

“Hey.” “Sup.” “K.” Sir, this isn’t communication, this is laziness dressed up as effort. I’m not a magician, I can’t turn your one-word replies into meaningful conversation. If your texting game is weaker than a Wi-Fi signal on a plane, maybe don’t bother.

Here’s the reality: if you can’t form a sentence via text, you’re not mysterious, you’re boring. And no, dropping one emoji doesn’t suddenly count as depth. If your idea of keeping me engaged is “wyd,” the answer is not you.

Tessa’s Final Thought: If you can’t text like a grown man, don’t expect to date like one.

Disclaimer: This blog is for entertainment only. Tessa is not responsible for ghosted “heys,” abandoned Snap streaks, or the slow death of conversations that never deserved to live.