Tessa Renee“Good morning” texts aren’t effort, they’re muscle memory. Holding a door open isn’t chivalry it’s basic manners. If you’re bragging about bare minimum gestures, congratulations, you’ve just announced you have no idea what effort actually looks like.
I don’t clap for crumbs. I don’t throw parades because you remembered my name. Standards aren’t sky-high just because I refuse to settle for the basics. If your “best” is literally just existing in my messages, then my “no thanks” is the only response you’ll get.
Final Word: Flowers die, but bare minimum rots instantly.
Disclaimer: This is satire. If you’re offended, maybe you’re guilty.
Tessa Renee
