Manifesting a Text Back Through Pure Delusion

Manifestation is powerful but delusion takes it to Olympic levels. He hasn’t texted back in hours? Don’t worry, I’m manifesting his reply by staring at my phone, refreshing Instagram, and whispering affirmations into the void. Law of attraction, but make it desperate.

Every notification gets dissected. Every buzz feels like destiny. And when it’s just DoorDash or a spam email? Fine, I’ll just reframe it as the universe “testing my patience.”

Do I know deep down that if he wanted to text me, he would? Yes. Do I care? No. Because in my head, he’s just about to hit send, and this little delulu waiting game is just proof that I’m manifesting correctly. A reply in 3–5 business days still counts as a win, right?

Tessa’s Final Thought:
Manifesting or coping? Doesn’t matter as long as the text shows up eventually.

Disclaimer:
This series is for entertainment and perspective. Don’t wait by your phone forever, energy flows where it’s valued.

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