Tessa ReneeIf I can smell you from three blocks away and my eyes are watering, that’s not “alluring.” That’s a chemical attack. Axe was cute in middle school when boys thought spraying a cloud and walking through it was hygiene. We’re grown now. Elevate.
Cologne should whisper, not scream. It should say, “come closer,” not “open a window.” If your scent burns my nostrils harder than tequila, you’re doing it wrong. Upgrade to something adult, or at least learn the phrase “less is more.”
Tessa’s Final Thought: Smelling like puberty in a can is not a flex.
Disclaimer: This blog is for entertainment only. Tessa is not liable for watery eyes, headaches, or women running away because you treated Axe like holy water.
Tessa Renee
