Tessa ReneePetty? Maybe. Iconic? Absolutely. He thought he could ghost me and waltz back in like nothing happened. Cute. So when he tried to slide back into my messages, I didn’t block him, but I screenshotted, cropped out his name, and dropped it straight into my story with the caption: “Back from the dead, huh?”
The likes rolled in. The DMs flooded. His friends saw it, his situationships saw it, and suddenly he wasn’t just ghost-boy anymore, he was the punchline. Did I go too far? Maybe. But tell me why his new girl unfollowed him the next day.
Final Thought: Petty isn’t a weakness. Sometimes it’s performance art.
Disclaimer: This is not legal advice, spiritual guidance, or therapy. Just pure entertainment. Stay safe, stay petty.
Tessa Renee
