Tessa ReneeIt’s 2025, and somehow people are still sending “U up?” texts like it’s groundbreaking. Spoiler: it never was. It’s the laziest, thirstiest, most predictable line in the texting hall of shame. And honestly? It should be illegal.
“U up?” isn’t romantic. It’s not flirty. It’s not even original. It’s code for “I didn’t plan ahead, I have zero effort left in me, but I’m bored and hoping you’ll rescue me from my own lack of imagination.” Translation: no.
The worst part? It’s always at 1 a.m., right when you’re finally cozy, makeup off, and living your best blanket life. That ping hits, and instead of butterflies, it gives you heartburn. Because nothing screams “bare minimum” louder than someone who thinks two words and a question mark counts as effort.
If you want attention, earn it. Send something clever. Be bold. Hell, even a meme is better than this fossil of a text. Because “U up?” doesn’t spark romance, it sparks screenshots, group chat roasts, and your name getting dragged in the Cringe Corner archives.
Tessa’s Final Thought:
If your whole game fits into two words, it’s not a game, it’s a joke.
Disclaimer:
This series is for entertainment and perspective. Effort matters, late-night texts should bring excitement, not eye rolls.
Tessa Renee
