Tessa Renee“Wanna come over and watch Netflix?” Sure, if I wanted to be ignored while you scroll your phone and pass out 20 minutes into The Office. Sir, this isn’t courtship, this is laziness. If that’s your version of romance, no wonder you’re single.
Courtship requires effort: planning, intention, the smallest dash of creativity. Netflix and Chill? That’s a prelude to disappointment, not a date. If you can’t even leave your living room to impress me, why should I think you’ll show up anywhere else?
Tessa’s Final Thought: Netflix is not romance, and “chill” isn’t effort.
Disclaimer: This blog is for entertainment only. Tessa is not responsible for canceled “chill nights,” men realizing takeout containers don’t count as ambiance, or your roommate accidentally becoming the third wheel.
Tessa Renee
