“I Don’t Care Where We Eat” = She Has a Spot in Mind

If she says she doesn’t care, she cares. A lot. She’s picturing the exact place, the exact booth, and the exact drink she wants sh, e just doesn’t want to be the one to say it. Why? Because if you guess right, you look like you “get her.” If you guess wrong, she gets to be annoyed and smug about it.

This isn’t about dinner. It’s about intuition. If you really know her, you’ll know the spot. And if you don’t? Well, prepare for the long sigh when you suggest a chain restaurant instead of the cute sushi bar she bookmarked on Instagram two months ago.

Final Thought: “I don’t care” is a pop quiz you probably failed.

Disclaimer: This is a decoding guide, not a Yelp review. Choose wisely.