The Hoodie She “Borrowed” = Never Coming Back

You thought you’d get it back. Adorable. That hoodie is gone, babe. It’s hers now. It smells like you, it drapes over her perfectly oversized, and it’s already been declared emotional support fabric.

Sure, she’ll say “I’ll bring it back” but she won’t. It’s not theft, it’s absorption. That hoodie is now a relationship relic, a trophy, a comfort blanket, and possibly the reason you’ll be chilly this winter.

Final Thought: If she’s wearing your hoodie, she’s not returning it. Accept your loss.

Disclaimer: Hoodies are non-refundable once borrowed. Don’t argue, just layer up.