Hot Take: Your Playlist Is Doing All the Heavy Lifting

You think you’re interesting because you showed me a perfectly curated playlist. Newsflash: Spotify did more work than you. Yes, music taste matters. Yes, it’s a vibe check. But if your entire personality is “I like good music,” congratulations love, you and 8 billion other people have something in common.

If your playlist is better than your personality, then maybe don’t hand me the aux, hand me a reason to actually want to stick around.

Final Thought: A fire playlist can’t save a boring conversation.

Disclaimer: This is shade, not slander. Your taste in music is fine — your taste in self-awareness needs work.