Spotting the Clown at the Rodeo (Hint: He’s Texting You)

Every rodeo’s got a clown, the one who distracts, entertains, and keeps the crowd laughing while the real work happens elsewhere. In dating, the clown is easy to spot: he’s in your inbox, sending mixed signals and bad jokes, keeping you entertained just enough to stay hooked but never serious enough to be stable.

The clown thrives on attention, not connection. He’ll text at 2 a.m., disappear for days, then slide back in with a meme like nothing happened. He loves the spotlight but can’t handle the responsibility of being center stage. And the worst part? He’s counting on you to confuse distraction with devotion.

Here’s the truth: clowns are fun for a night, but they don’t belong in your lineup. If his behavior feels more like a comedy show than a partnership, don’t stick around for the encore.

Tessa’s Final Thought:
If he’s juggling excuses instead of building trust, he’s not your cowboy, he’s just the clown.

Disclaimer:
This series is for entertainment and empowerment. Don’t mistake entertainment for effort,if he’s not serious, don’t get played.