Sir, Please, Your Gym Selfies Don’t Count as Effort

Congrats, you lift. So does the UPS guy, and at least he delivers. Posting sweaty mirror pics isn’t effort, it’s advertising. And spoiler: no one’s swooning because you flexed your biceps next to the hand sanitizer stand.

If you want points, show up outside the gym. Plan a date. Hold a conversation. Wear a shirt that doesn’t smell like pre-workout powder. Muscles are great, but loyalty, humor, and actual effort will outshine your protein-shake selfies every time.

Tessa’s Final Thought: Your gains don’t matter if your effort is weak.

Disclaimer: This blog is for entertainment only. Tessa is not responsible for deflated egos, mirror smudges, or women realizing your biceps can’t carry a conversation.