“I’m Not Mad” = She’s Mad, Just Upgrading to Silent Mode

When she says she’s not mad, she’s mad. And if she’s not yelling, it’s worse. Silence isn’t peace, it’s preparation. She’s cooling off, collecting receipts, and plotting the exact moment to drop them like evidence in court.

“I’m not mad” is the calmest lie in the English language. You’d almost prefer the fight, because at least then you know where you stand. The quiet? That’s the storm gathering.

Final Thought: If she says she’s not mad, buckle up.

Disclaimer: This is not conflict resolution advice. It’s a survival guide.