Tessa ReneeIf you send her a Venmo request after the date, please understand: she’s not logging into Zelle, she’s blocking you. Splitting the bill is one thing. Nickel-and-diming someone for two tacos and a Diet Coke is another.
Romance isn’t math. If your biggest flex is exact-change equality, maybe just stay single and invest in calculators. Courtship costs more than a shared app bill.
Tessa’s Final Thought: If you can’t afford to date, stop pretending you’re ready to.
Disclaimer: This blog is for entertainment only. Tessa is not liable for unpaid requests, declined charges, or men realizing generosity is sexier than spreadsheets.
Tessa Renee
