Tessa ReneeMay every picture I post be sharper than their words. Let the lighting bless me, the angles stay undefeated, and the comments roll in like applause. Because if they thought they could rattle me with weak comebacks, they clearly underestimated the power of front-facing confidence.
Every time they scroll, let my selfies remind them that glow-ups speak louder than clapbacks. I don’t need to argue, my camera roll is already winning.
Final Word: My face is the reply they can’t compete with.
Disclaimer: This is satire, not strategy. Don’t fight with selfies unless you’re ready for screenshots.
Tessa Renee
