Sir, Please, A Snap Streak Is Not Communication

Snapchat streaks are not intimacy. Sending me 300 days of ceiling-fan pics doesn’t mean we’ve built a connection. Sir, it means you’re lazy with Wi-Fi. Communication requires words, effort, though, not your forehead with a caption that says “streaks.”

If the highlight of our “relationship” is a fire emoji next to your username, congratulations, we’re not dating, we’re pen pals with worse grammar.

Tessa’s Final Thought: Streaks expire. Real effort doesn’t.

Disclaimer: This blog is for entertainment only. Tessa is not responsible for broken streaks, ghosted snaps, or men realizing a yellow heart isn’t the same as loyalty.