“Have Fun” = Don’t You Dare

She says it with a smile. Maybe even with a kiss. But make no mistake “have fun” is not encouragement. It’s surveillance. It’s a warning that your fun better look exactly how she imagines it should, or you’ll be explaining yourself later.

The phrase translates to: I know where you’re going, I know who you’re with, and I know the exact line you better not cross. Smile all you want. That’s not freedom. That’s a leash.

Final Thought: If she says “have fun,” remembershe ’ll decide later if you actually did.

Disclaimer: This is a translation, not a contract. Interpret wrong at your own risk.