If Petty Was a Degree, I’d Have Ten Diplomas

Petty isn’t always poison, sometimes it’s poetry. The little quips, the subtle digs, the quiet reminders that you remember everything, they’re part of the game. Petty isn’t the major, though, it’s the elective. Use it sparingly, and only when it’s deserved.

Final Thought:
Petty is a language and I’m fluent.

Disclaimer:
This series is for entertainment only. Keep the shade playful, petty is spice, not a meal.