Your Energy Is on Clearance and I’m Still Not Buying

Discount energy looks cheap, but the real cost is your peace. Don’t confuse availability with value. Just because someone’s easy to access doesn’t mean they’re worth your investment. Full price or no deal.

Final Thought:
Your vibe doesn’t fit in my cart, not even free.

Disclaimer:
This series is for entertainment only. Don’t settle for what’s marked down when you deserve premium.