Tessa ReneeEvery guy should know this: you’re not just dating her, you’re auditioning for the group chat. And trust me, that group chat? It’s the real panel of judges. Every text you send, every move you make, every half-baked excuse—you’re not just being evaluated by her, you’re being broadcast to her entire inner circle.
If you send a weak “wyd” at 2 a.m.? Screenshot.
If you try to ghost and then crawl back? Screenshot.
If you’re inconsistent, confusing, or just plain embarrassing? Screenshot, screenshot, screenshot.
Her friends are in the front row of this circus, popcorn in hand, grading your every act. And when she laughs at your mistakes with them, it’s not because she’s being cruel, it’s because she’s processing. The group chat is where she sanity-checks her instincts. If her friends call you a clown, chances are, she already thought it too.
Here’s the kicker: you don’t get to argue your case with them. Once the group chat has spoken, it’s over. If you’re the joke, you’re not the prize. And no, sending flowers or spamming “good morning” texts won’t erase the screenshots.
Your only shot at winning isn’t impressing her with words, it’s being consistent enough that the group chat has nothing to laugh at. Because once you’re the clown? That red nose never comes off.
Tessa’s Final Thought:
If the group chat drags you, it’s already done. You can’t out-argue the receipts.
Disclaimer:
This series is for entertainment and perspective. Remember: consistency matters because the group chat always has the last word.
Tessa Renee
