What If I Just Posted a Selfie Clearly Meant for You?

We all know the move: post a selfie that isn’t for everyone, even though technically it is. The caption? Neutral. The pose? Strategic. The timing? Perfectly aligned with when you’re most likely to be scrolling.

It’s the oldest trick in the hot girl handbook using social media like a mirror, knowing exactly whose attention it’s meant to catch. The thrill isn’t just in posting, it’s in waiting. Will you like it? Will you comment? Will you slide into my DMs pretending it was spontaneous? Either way, mission accomplished.

Because let’s be honest: every good selfie has a hidden audience. And if you’re the one I wanted to see it, congratulations—you just got the starring role.

Tessa’s Final Thought:
I didn’t tag you, but you know this post was yours.

Disclaimer:
This series is for entertainment and perspective. Post for fun, not pressure, your selfies should empower you first.