The Ballad of the Breadcrumb King

Every kingdom has a king, and in dating folklore, the most infamous of them all is the Breadcrumb King. He rules with half-texts, half-plans, and half-promises. Never enough to fill you, always just enough to keep you hungry.

His ballad goes like this: he sends a “hey” at midnight, a fire emoji on your story, a vague promise to “hang out soon.” Each crumb feels like hope, but strung together, they form nothing but disappointment. The Breadcrumb King thrives on keeping you circling his throne, waiting for a feast that never comes.

But here’s the truth: crumbs don’t make a meal. A king who dangles attention instead of giving affection isn’t royal, he’s a jester in disguise. Don’t sing his ballad. Write your own anthem.

Tessa’s Final Thought:
Breadcrumbs lead nowhere but in circles. Starve the king of attention, and watch his crown crumble.

Disclaimer:
This series is for entertainment and empowerment. Real love feeds you, don’t settle for crumbs dressed as commitment.

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