Making the Group Chat Argue About Who You’re Seeing

The true miracle of a thirst trap isn’t likes,  it’s screenshots. The second your photo gets cropped and sent to the group chat, the holy work begins. “Who’s that with them?” “Where are they?” “Whose hoodie is that?” Suddenly, you’re the topic of a full-blown sermon where every participant swears they know the truth.

The best part? You never confirmed or denied a thing. You just posted, and now a congregation of confused ex-friends, mutuals, and maybe even your ex themselves are dissecting your every move like scripture. That’s not a thirst trap. That’s evangelism.

Tessa’s Final Thought: If your photo sparks debate in the group chat, you didn’t just post,  you preached.

Disclaimer: This blog is for entertainment only. Tessa is not responsible for group chat meltdowns, misinterpretations, or the sudden rise of amateur detectives trying to decode your selfie.