Flirty Comebacks for Every “Hey”

“Hey” is not a conversation starter. It’s the equivalent of throwing a paper ball across the room and hoping someone picks it up. But with the right comeback, you can turn even the laziest opener into a game.

When he says “hey,” you don’t reward him with effort, you flip it back with playfulness.

• “Wow, did you rehearse that all day?”

• “That’s it? No roses, no poems, just hey?”

• “Hey? Groundbreaking.”

A good comeback isn’t about being mean, it’s about showing wit. You’re raising the bar, making them chase, and setting the tone: if they want your attention, they’re going to have to earn it.

Tessa’s Final Thought: If the opening act is weak, I’ll rewrite the script.

Disclaimer: This blog is for entertainment only. Tessa is not responsible for bruised egos, dry texters getting exposed, or the sudden panic of realizing “hey” isn’t enough.