Flex all you want. Angle your jaw. Adjust the lighting. Post your reflection like it’s a love letter to yourself. That mirror isn’t flirting back. It’s just glass.
Confidence is attractive, sure. But if your entire personality is your own reflection, then I promise you’re the only one impressed. Real attraction comes from energy, presence, connection, not how many bathroom selfies you post before brunch.
Final Thought: A mirror can’t love you back, no matter how many times you wink at it.
Disclaimer: This is satire, not shade on self-love. Admire yourself, just don’t date your reflection.
 
				 
												
					 
											 
																	 
																	