Tessa ReneeFresh fades grow out, styles change, trends shift. But you know what stays consistent? That barber showing up every two weeks, no excuses. Honestly, your haircut might be the only reliable thing about you.
It’s wild how some guys can maintain their line-up religiously but can’t return a text with the same consistency. The fade is loyal. The stylist shows up. Meanwhile, you’re out here acting like “busy” is a personality trait.
Final Thought: If your barber is the most dependable relationship you have, reevaluate.
Disclaimer: This is humor, not haircare advice. Don’t fire your barber, fire your excuses.
Tessa Renee
