Grant Me the Petty to Match Their Energy

I know patience is a virtue. I know turning the other cheek is holy. But sometimes? Sometimes I need a little petty to balance the scales.

So grant me the wisdom to know when to rise above and the creativity to clap back when rising above feels too generous. Let my shade be subtle but effective. Let my silence be louder than their noise. And most of all, let me match their energy without losing mine.

Because You said the battle is Yours but the pettiness? That’s mine.

Final Word: Balance me between peace and petty like only You can.

Disclaimer: This is entertainment, not theology. Petty may feel holy, but it’s not in the commandments.