Deliver Me From Dry Texters

Please, no more one-word answers. No more “k” when I send a paragraph. No more dead-end replies that feel like pulling teeth. If the conversation can’t flow, let it die instead of letting me drown in silence disguised as effort.

Take away my tolerance for low-energy replies. Remind me I deserve someone who texts like they want to talk to me, not like I’m an obligation. And if they can’t match my vibe, then may my patience expire faster than their data plan.

Final Word: Let my energy be met, not wasted.

Disclaimer: This is satire, not therapy. If you see yourself in this, maybe spice up your replies.