Congratulations! You did the bare minimum and in today’s world, apparently that deserves a medal. A timely reply shouldn’t feel like a miracle, but here we are, handing out gold stars for basic communication.
The truth is, nothing kills momentum like inconsistency. You don’t need to text 24/7, but if you can update your fantasy football lineup, refresh Instagram, and binge a whole series, you can reply to a message within a reasonable timeframe.
Texting back on time doesn’t mean being glued to your phone. It means showing basic respect. It means saying, “I value your time enough not to leave you hanging.” And it matters because how you text reflects how you treat people.
Here’s the kicker: timely replies aren’t just attractive, they’re rare. Which is why when a guy actually does it, it feels like an act of heroism. But let’s not confuse “on time” with “over the top.” A response doesn’t have to be immediate, but it does need to be intentional.
Gold star, King. Keep it up. But remember: consistency is sexier than surprises.
Final Thought: A quick reply costs nothing but it shows everything.
Disclaimer: This is satire, not a syllabus. Nobody owes constant availability, but effort still matters.
 
				 
												
					 
											 
																	 
																	