Bringing Weird Energy to a First Date
Tessa Renee
First dates are all about energy. You don’t have to be perfect, but you do have to bring…
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Texts for the petty and pretty. Indirects, callouts, and emotionally weaponized wisdom from your favorite soft menace.
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Let My Silence Speak Louder Than My Shade
I don’t always need a clever comeback. I don’t always need to draft the perfect one-liner. Sometimes the…
No Access, No Drama, No Problem
The formula is simple: no access, no drama, no problem. Because most chaos in life doesn’t happen randomly,…
The DM That Should’ve Stayed in Drafts
Sliding into DMs can be an art. Done right, it’s smooth, witty, and maybe even the start of…
Bless Me With Nails Sharp Enough for Petty Work
Let my manicure be immaculate. Let every tap on the screen drip with precision. May my shade glide…
The Block Was Free, But the Peace Is Priceless
We spend money chasing peace. Vacations, spa days, self-help books, therapy apps. And while all of that can…
How to Make Everyone Uncomfortable in 3 Words
It doesn’t take a long speech to kill a vibe. Sometimes all it takes is three words. Three…
Lead Me Not Into Double Texting
Keep my fingers steady when the temptation hits. Stop me from rereading their last half-baked reply like it…
Blocking Is My Love Language
People talk about love languages like they’re fixed categories: words of affirmation, acts of service, gifts, quality time,…
When They Flex in the Worst Way Possible
Flexing isn’t inherently bad. Everyone wants to showcase their wins, highlight their strengths, let people know they’re proud…
