Let My Silence Speak Louder Than My Shade
Tessa Renee
I don’t always need a clever comeback. I don’t always need to draft the perfect one-liner. Sometimes the…
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Petty Prayers
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Dear universe… humble him. Manifesting closure, revenge, or both — through hot-girl spirituality.
Bless Me With Nails Sharp Enough for Petty Work
Let my manicure be immaculate. Let every tap on the screen drip with precision. May my shade glide…
Lead Me Not Into Double Texting
Keep my fingers steady when the temptation hits. Stop me from rereading their last half-baked reply like it…
Let My Selfies Hit Harder Than Their Comebacks
May every picture I post be sharper than their words. Let the lighting bless me, the angles stay…
May Their Wi-Fi Always Be Weak
Let their internet lag at the exact moment they’re trying to flex. May their thirst traps upload in…
Bless Me With the Patience to Leave Them on Read
Give me the strength to resist the urge to respond. Remind me that not every message deserves an…
Deliver Me From Dry Texters
Please, no more one-word answers. No more “k” when I send a paragraph. No more dead-end replies that…
Grant Me the Petty to Match Their Energy
I know patience is a virtue. I know turning the other cheek is holy. But sometimes? Sometimes I…
Let My Glow-Up Be Their Wake-Up Call
When they said I wouldn’t move on, when they whispered I couldn’t do better, when they laughed at…
Keep Me from Texting First (Again)
You know my weakness. You know how my thumbs hover over the keyboard like they’ve got unfinished business.…
