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Vibe Check Violations

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Moments where the ick was instant. Mood-ruiners, awkward texts, and unexpected turn-offs.

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Bringing Weird Energy to a First Date

  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 26, 2025
First dates are all about energy. You don’t have to be perfect, but you do have to bring…
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Enter the Chaos
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The DM That Should’ve Stayed in Drafts

  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 19, 2025
Sliding into DMs can be an art. Done right, it’s smooth, witty, and maybe even the start of…
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Enter the Chaos
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How to Make Everyone Uncomfortable in 3 Words

  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 12, 2025
It doesn’t take a long speech to kill a vibe. Sometimes all it takes is three words. Three…
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Enter the Chaos
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When They Flex in the Worst Way Possible

  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 5, 2025
Flexing isn’t inherently bad. Everyone wants to showcase their wins, highlight their strengths, let people know they’re proud…
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Enter the Chaos
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The Reply That Took 8 Hours and No Effort

  • ByTessa Renee
  • September 28, 2025
Timing matters. Energy matters. And nothing screams “I don’t care” louder than waiting eight hours to reply with…
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Overstaying Your Welcome: A Case Study

  • ByTessa Renee
  • September 21, 2025
There’s a moment when hanging out is fun, easy, and natural. And then there’s the moment when it’s…
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Enter the Chaos
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The Outfit That Said “No Effort”

  • ByTessa Renee
  • September 14, 2025
Style isn’t about labels. It’s not about being expensive. It’s about effort. And nothing screams “I don’t care”…
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When They Bring Up Their Ex Mid-Convo

  • ByTessa Renee
  • September 7, 2025
Nothing torpedoes a vibe faster than the words “my ex.” You can be mid-flirt, mid-story, even mid-laugh and…
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The Joke That Wasn’t Funny (And Never Will Be)

  • ByTessa Renee
  • August 31, 2025
There are jokes that land, jokes that miss, and then there are the ones that don’t just miss,…
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Why You Can’t Recover From a Bad First Impression

  • ByTessa Renee
  • August 24, 2025
People say, “don’t judge a book by its cover,” but let’s be real: most of us decide whether…
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  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 31, 2025
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  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 30, 2025
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  • ByTessa Renee
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Why Bathroom Mirror Pics Are the Most Intimidating Weapon

  • ByTessa Renee
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