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Boys, Let Me Explain

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Monday – Kick off the week with a reality check. Tessa breaks down a dating or relationship scenario you think you understand — and explains why you’re actually getting it wrong (with instructions to fix it).

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“I’m Not Looking for Anything Serious” = I’m Not Looking for You

  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 27, 2025
When a woman says, “I’m not looking for anything serious,” don’t twist it, don’t decode it, and don’t…
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She Doesn’t Want Flowers, She Wants Consistency

  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 20, 2025
Listen up: flowers are cute, but they don’t fix broken patterns. You can’t disappear for days, drop the…
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Why That One-Word Reply Was Louder Than a Breakup Speech

  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 13, 2025
You thought “K” was harmless? Wrong. That single letter was a full dissertation in disappointment. One-word replies aren’t…
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If She’s Suddenly “So Busy,” Guess What That Means

  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 6, 2025
Everyone’s busy but when she’s into you, she makes time. So if she suddenly becomes “so busy,” here’s…
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Why Her Best Friend Hates You (And She Listens to Her)

  • ByTessa Renee
  • September 30, 2025
Newsflash: you’re not just dating her, you’re dating the opinion of her best friend too. And if that…
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She’s Not Overthinking, She’s Over You

  • ByTessa Renee
  • September 23, 2025
Boys love to throw the word “overthinking” around, as if women are sitting in the corner creating problems…
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That “Accidental” Like on Her Ex’s Page? Not an Accident

  • ByTessa Renee
  • September 16, 2025
Let’s kill the illusion right now: when she “accidentally” likes her ex’s photo from 2018, it wasn’t a…
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She Doesn’t Want Closure, She Wants You to Get Lost

  • ByTessa Renee
  • September 8, 2025
Boys, let’s get one thing straight: when she says she wants “closure,” she doesn’t mean she wants to…
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Why “Chill Girls” Don’t Actually Exist

  • ByTessa Renee
  • September 1, 2025
Let’s retire the myth right now: there is no such thing as a “chill girl.” You know the…
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If She Says “Do Whatever You Want” Don’t

  • ByTessa Renee
  • August 25, 2025
Boys, let’s make this crystal clear: “Do whatever you want” is not freedom, it’s a warning shot. When…
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Why Mystery Is Your Best Accessory

  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 31, 2025
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Sir, Please, Don’t “Accidentally” Like Her 2017 Photos

  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 30, 2025
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I’m Not Gaslighting, I’m Just Really Good at Debating

  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 30, 2025
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Why Bathroom Mirror Pics Are the Most Intimidating Weapon

  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 30, 2025
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