What If I Just Kissed You Before You Finished Talking?
Tessa Renee
Forget waiting for the perfect moment. What if I just cut you off mid-sentence with a kiss? No…
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Delulu Dreamscape
15 posts
Fantasy meets dysfunction. Romantic spirals, reckless “what ifs,” and dream girl logic with zero accountability.
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Why His Spotify Playlist Means We’re Soulmates
Some people check star signs. Me? I check playlists. One peek at his Spotify and suddenly I’m convinced…
When They Call You the Wrong Name Mid-Flirt
Nothing kills the vibe faster than hearing the wrong name in the middle of a flirt. You’re in…
What If I Just Posted a Selfie Clearly Meant for You?
We all know the move: post a selfie that isn’t for everyone, even though technically it is. The…
Building a Future With Someone Who Doesn’t Know My Last Name
He asked me what my favorite food is, and now I’m planning our retirement. The kicker? He doesn’t…
Why “U Up?” Should Be a Punishable Offense
It’s 2025, and somehow people are still sending “U up?” texts like it’s groundbreaking. Spoiler: it never was.…
What If I Just Texted You “Thinking About You” Out of Nowhere?
Picture this: you’re minding your business, maybe at work, maybe half-asleep. Then your phone buzzes. It’s me. Thinking…
Manifesting a Text Back Through Pure Delusion
Manifestation is powerful but delusion takes it to Olympic levels. He hasn’t texted back in hours? Don’t worry,…
The Secondhand Embarrassment Olympics
You ever read something so cringe your soul leaves your body for a minute? That’s secondhand embarrassment. You…
What If I Just Liked All Your Old Photos at 2AM?
Scrolling, scrolling, scrolling until suddenly I’m 67 weeks deep into your Instagram feed, staring at your blurry vacation…
