What If I Just Sat in Your Lap at the Party?
Tessa Renee
Crowded room. Music pumping. You’re mid-conversation. And suddenly, I’m not standing across the room, I’m in your lap.…
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Delulu Dreamscape
39 posts
Fantasy meets dysfunction. Romantic spirals, reckless “what ifs,” and dream girl logic with zero accountability.
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When Your Crush Is Basically a Celebrity in Your Head
The crush? Barely texts me back. The version of him in my head? A-list, world-famous, adored by millions.…
The Ex Who Still Texts Like It’s Middle School
There’s nothing quite like an ex who pops back up in your inbox and immediately reminds you why…
What If I Just Responded to Your Story With a 😈?
Story replies are flirty enough. But the devil emoji? That’s a whole new level. It’s bold without explanation,…
Daydreaming in 4K While Ignoring Red Flags
He cancels plans last minute? Red flag. He dodges questions? Red flag. He still follows his ex on…
Why “Hey Beautiful” Is My Ick
On paper, “Hey beautiful” sounds sweet. In practice? It’s the biggest ick in the inbox. It’s not that…
What If I Just Let You Think It Was Your Idea?
The oldest trick in the book: planting the seed, sitting back, and letting you think the whole plan…
Why I Refuse to Believe He’s Just “Busy”
Ah yes, the oldest excuse in the book: “Sorry, I’ve just been busy.” Boys, hear me out, no…
Bad Sexts That Killed the Mood Instantly
There’s nothing quite like the thrill of a flirty text exchange until someone fumbles so hard the mood…
Imagining Our Kids’ Names While He’s Still in the Talking Stage
We’ve been “talking” for two weeks, and already I’ve got a baby name list in my Notes app.…
