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Texts we regret. Things we said when we “loved” him. Publicly dragging our own past selves for fun.

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The Ex Who Still Texts Like It’s Middle School

  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 28, 2025
There’s nothing quite like an ex who pops back up in your inbox and immediately reminds you why…
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Why “Hey Beautiful” Is My Ick

  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 21, 2025
On paper, “Hey beautiful” sounds sweet. In practice? It’s the biggest ick in the inbox. It’s not that…
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Bad Sexts That Killed the Mood Instantly

  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 14, 2025
There’s nothing quite like the thrill of a flirty text exchange until someone fumbles so hard the mood…
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When Their Flex Turns into a Faceplant

  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 7, 2025
There’s nothing more painful and hilarious than watching someone try to flex and completely wipe out. The brag…
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How to Recover from Accidentally Liking a 3-Year-Old Post

  • ByTessa Renee
  • September 30, 2025
There’s no panic like the moment your thumb betrays you and double-taps a post from three years ago.…
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Awkward First Dates and the People Who Survive Them

  • ByTessa Renee
  • September 23, 2025
First dates are already a gamble because you’re meeting a stranger, hoping they’re at least 80% like their…
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DMs That Made Me Physically Cringe

  • ByTessa Renee
  • September 16, 2025
There are bad DMs, and then there are DMs so awful they make you physically flinch. The kind…
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The Emoji Combo That Should’ve Stayed in 2010

  • ByTessa Renee
  • September 9, 2025
Ah yes, the famous emoji combo. Once upon a time, 🍆💦😂 was groundbreaking. In 2010. Now? It’s the…
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When They Call You the Wrong Name Mid-Flirt

  • ByTessa Renee
  • September 2, 2025
Nothing kills the vibe faster than hearing the wrong name in the middle of a flirt. You’re in…
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Why “U Up?” Should Be a Punishable Offense

  • ByTessa Renee
  • August 26, 2025
It’s 2025, and somehow people are still sending “U up?” texts like it’s groundbreaking. Spoiler: it never was.…
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  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 31, 2025
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Sir, Please, Don’t “Accidentally” Like Her 2017 Photos

  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 30, 2025
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  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 30, 2025
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Why Bathroom Mirror Pics Are the Most Intimidating Weapon

  • ByTessa Renee
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