When Your Crush Is Basically a Celebrity in Your Head
Tessa Renee
The crush? Barely texts me back. The version of him in my head? A-list, world-famous, adored by millions.…
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Delulu Diaries
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Hopelessly romantic and dangerously imaginative. These are the journal entries of a delusional dream girl.
Daydreaming in 4K While Ignoring Red Flags
He cancels plans last minute? Red flag. He dodges questions? Red flag. He still follows his ex on…
Why I Refuse to Believe He’s Just “Busy”
Ah yes, the oldest excuse in the book: “Sorry, I’ve just been busy.” Boys, hear me out, no…
Imagining Our Kids’ Names While He’s Still in the Talking Stage
We’ve been “talking” for two weeks, and already I’ve got a baby name list in my Notes app.…
The Fantasy Version of Him Is Perfect
The real him? Flaky, sometimes dry, occasionally confusing. But the fantasy version of him, the one that lives…
Pretending His “LOL” Was Actually Flirtation
He typed “LOL,” but what I read was “I’m falling for you.” That’s delulu math: one casual laugh…
Reading Into Every Single Emoji Like It’s a Love Letter
A normal person sees an emoji. Me? I see a secret code. That one winky face? He’s obsessed.…
Our Entire Relationship Exists in My Head and That’s Fine
Sometimes reality is overrated. He doesn’t text often, we don’t hang out much, but in my head? We’re…
Why His Spotify Playlist Means We’re Soulmates
Some people check star signs. Me? I check playlists. One peek at his Spotify and suddenly I’m convinced…
Building a Future With Someone Who Doesn’t Know My Last Name
He asked me what my favorite food is, and now I’m planning our retirement. The kicker? He doesn’t…
