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Hot Girl Hypotheticals

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“What if I just…” scenarios you definitely shouldn’t act on — but might anyway. Flirty overthinking at its finest.

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What If I Just Kissed You Before You Finished Talking?

  • ByTessa Renee
  • September 2, 2025
Forget waiting for the perfect moment. What if I just cut you off mid-sentence with a kiss? No…
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What If I Just Posted a Selfie Clearly Meant for You?

  • ByTessa Renee
  • August 26, 2025
We all know the move: post a selfie that isn’t for everyone, even though technically it is. The…
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Enter the Chaos
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What If I Just Texted You “Thinking About You” Out of Nowhere?

  • ByTessa Renee
  • August 19, 2025
Picture this: you’re minding your business, maybe at work, maybe half-asleep. Then your phone buzzes. It’s me. Thinking…
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Enter the Chaos
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What If I Just Liked All Your Old Photos at 2AM?

  • ByTessa Renee
  • August 12, 2025
Scrolling, scrolling, scrolling until suddenly I’m 67 weeks deep into your Instagram feed, staring at your blurry vacation…
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What If I Just Showed Up Where You’re Hanging Out?

  • ByTessa Renee
  • August 5, 2025
Imagine it: you’re mid-conversation with your friends, and then, boom, there I am. No warning, no invite, just…
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Enter the Chaos
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  • ByTessa Renee
  • September 4, 2025
Enter the Chaos
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  • September 2, 2025
Enter the Chaos
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What If I Just Kissed You Before You Finished Talking?

  • ByTessa Renee
  • September 2, 2025
Enter the Chaos
  • 5 views
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  • Delulu Diaries

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