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Wednesday – Midweek is for the survival guide. A quick hit of “yes, do this” and “absolutely don’t” with examples from real life, screenshots, and maybe a petty meme or two.

  • Dudes & Don’ts

Don’t Call Yourself an “Alpha Male,” Do Call a Therapist

  • ByTessa Renee
  • September 3, 2025
If a man has to announce he’s an “alpha male,” spoiler: he’s not. True strength doesn’t need a…
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Do Plan the Date, Don’t Ask “So, What Do You Wanna Do?”

  • ByTessa Renee
  • August 27, 2025
Few things kill excitement faster than a man who can’t make a plan. “So, what do you wanna…
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Don’t Ask for Nudes, Do Ask About Her Day

  • ByTessa Renee
  • August 20, 2025
There’s nothing less attractive than a man who thinks intimacy starts with a camera roll request. Asking for…
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Do Bring Flowers, Don’t Bring Up Your Ex

  • ByTessa Renee
  • August 13, 2025
Flowers are timeless. They say, I thought about you. They’re simple, sweet, and a gesture that still makes…
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Don’t Flex Your Car Payment, Do Flex Emotional Stability

  • ByTessa Renee
  • August 6, 2025
Dear men, no one’s impressed by a car payment you can barely keep up with. Flashy vehicles, loud…
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