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Menace Memoirs

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Unhinged confessions, petty plots, and moments we’ll definitely repeat. Probably tonight.

Enter the Chaos
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The Outfit That Caused an Argument in Public

  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 24, 2025
It wasn’t even scandalous. Just a fitted dress, a little leg, and heels that clicked louder than his…
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How I Accidentally Made Two People Break Up

  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 17, 2025
I didn’t mean to. Really. But when you walk into a room and someone’s boyfriend looks a little…
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That Time I Left Him on Read for a Month

  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 10, 2025
Not ignored. Not blocked. Just read. Every message lit up with that delicious little “seen” receipt. A daily…
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The Instagram Story That Started a Chain Reaction

  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 3, 2025
I wasn’t even trying to be messy. All I did was post a perfectly timed story, one cryptic…
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When I Dated His Friend Just to Prove a Point

  • ByTessa Renee
  • September 26, 2025
Sometimes revenge isn’t loud, it’s strategic. He thought I’d wait around, play second choice. Instead, I dated his…
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The Birthday Party I Hijacked

  • ByTessa Renee
  • September 19, 2025
It wasn’t supposed to be about me. But let’s be honest, once I showed up, it kind of…
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How I Made the Group Chat Explode With One Screenshot

  • ByTessa Renee
  • September 12, 2025
It was innocent, well kind of. He sent me a message that was too good not to share.…
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The Date I Turned Into a Social Experiment

  • ByTessa Renee
  • September 5, 2025
I didn’t go in with a plan, but once he started talking, I realized I was bored enough…
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When I Showed Up Looking Like His Worst Fear

  • ByTessa Renee
  • August 29, 2025
Some girls dress to impress. I dress to intimidate. That night, I wasn’t just walking into the party…
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Petty Revenge Level: Iconic

  • ByTessa Renee
  • August 22, 2025
Petty? Maybe. Iconic? Absolutely. He thought he could ghost me and waltz back in like nothing happened. Cute.…
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Why Mystery Is Your Best Accessory

  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 31, 2025
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Sir, Please, Don’t “Accidentally” Like Her 2017 Photos

  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 30, 2025
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I’m Not Gaslighting, I’m Just Really Good at Debating

  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 30, 2025
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Why Bathroom Mirror Pics Are the Most Intimidating Weapon

  • ByTessa Renee
  • October 30, 2025
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