The Haircut Comment Was a Test (You Failed)
Tessa Renee
She didn’t ask what you thought of her haircut because she needed validation. She asked because she needed…
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Girl Code Translator
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Friday – Get insider intel before your weekend plans. Tessa decodes cryptic comments, texts, and behaviors so you stop guessing and start getting it right.
“Have Fun” = Don’t You Dare
She says it with a smile. Maybe even with a kiss. But make no mistake “have fun” is…
If She Says “Cute,” She Means “Nice Try”
“Cute” is the verbal participation trophy. It’s the word she drops when something doesn’t deserve praise but also…
“I’m Busy” = Not Busy Enough for Who She Actually Wants
We’re all busy. But when she says “I’m busy” with that clipped delivery, what she means is “I’m…
The Instagram Story Quote Was About You
Don’t get it twisted love, that vague, moody lyric she posted wasn’t random. It wasn’t “just a vibe.”…
“I’m Not Mad” = She’s Mad, Just Upgrading to Silent Mode
When she says she’s not mad, she’s mad. And if she’s not yelling, it’s worse. Silence isn’t peace,…
“We’ll See” = Probably Never
Hopeful? Don’t be. “We’ll see” is the polite version of “not happening.” It’s her way of putting your…
The Hoodie She “Borrowed” = Never Coming Back
You thought you’d get it back. Adorable. That hoodie is gone, babe. It’s hers now. It smells like…
“I Don’t Care Where We Eat” = She Has a Spot in Mind
If she says she doesn’t care, she cares. A lot. She’s picturing the exact place, the exact booth,…
“It’s Cool” = It’s Absolutely Not Cool
If she says “it’s cool,” it’s not cool. At best, she’s shelving her rage until later. At worst,…
