Hot Take: Looks Fade, But “Good Morning” Texts Never Do
Tessa Renee
Here’s the truth: the prettiest face in the world will eventually wrinkle, change, or lose its shine. But…
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Saturday – Weekend mode = unfiltered opinions. Tessa dishes out bold, sometimes spicy takes on dating trends, style choices, and male behavior — with a side of flirt.
Hot Take: Your Haircut Is More Loyal Than You
Fresh fades grow out, styles change, trends shift. But you know what stays consistent? That barber showing up…
Hot Take: If She’s Laughing at Your Jokes, Marry Her (Now)
Look, you’re not that funny. None of us are. If she’s laughing at your jokes like you’re Netflix-level…
Hot Take: Gym Selfies Won’t Keep You Warm at Night
Your biceps might get likes. Your flexed abs might get fire emojis. But at 2 a.m. when the…
Hot Take: The Mirror Isn’t Flirting Back
Flex all you want. Angle your jaw. Adjust the lighting. Post your reflection like it’s a love letter…
Hot Take: Hot Guys With Zero Effort Age Like Milk
Attraction is easy when you’re young and everything’s shiny. But if your entire strategy is “I look good,…
Hot Take: Being Tall Isn’t a Character Trait
Six-foot guys act like they invented altitude. “I’m tall” isn’t a personality, it’s genetics. You didn’t climb Everest,…
Hot Take: Your Playlist Is Doing All the Heavy Lifting
You think you’re interesting because you showed me a perfectly curated playlist. Newsflash: Spotify did more work than…
Hot Take: Hot Guys Who Ghost Aren’t Actually That Hot
You can have the face, the build, the smile that gets double-tapped instantly but if your best move…
Hot Take: The Bare Minimum Still Isn’t a Green Flag
Texting back within 24 hours? Not a medal. Holding the door open? Basic manners. Remembering my name after…
