Sir, Please, Stop Asking for Pics, Start Asking Better Questions
Tessa Renee
If the first thing out of your mouth is “send me a pic,” congratulations idiot, you’ve just announced…
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Thursday- A public service announcement disguised as a blog post. Tessa calls out baffling guy moves and shows you how to turn near-misses into wins.
Sir, Please, Netflix and Chill Is Not Courtship
“Wanna come over and watch Netflix?” Sure, if I wanted to be ignored while you scroll your phone…
Sir, Please, Axe Body Spray Is Not Cologne
If I can smell you from three blocks away and my eyes are watering, that’s not “alluring.” That’s…
Sir, Please, One-Word Texts Aren’t a Personality
“Hey.” “Sup.” “K.” Sir, this isn’t communication, this is laziness dressed up as effort. I’m not a magician,…
Sir, Please, Stop Calling That a Date
Dinner and conversation? Date. Picking me up, making a plan, putting in an ounce of effort? Date. Sitting…
