Sir, Please, Don’t “Accidentally” Like Her 2017 Photos
Tessa Renee
Nothing screams “creepy” like a deep scroll gone wrong. Sir, please, if you’re going to lurk, at least…
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Thursday- A public service announcement disguised as a blog post. Tessa calls out baffling guy moves and shows you how to turn near-misses into wins.
Sir, Please, Stop Flexing on IG and Start Flexing Loyalty
Your rented car, your borrowed chain, your edited pics, none of that impresses anyone who’s grown. Flexing on…
Sir, Please, Flowers > Fire Emojis
A fire emoji is not a compliment. It’s a reflex. Sending 🔥 under her pic isn’t effort, it’s…
Sir, Please, A Snap Streak Is Not Communication
Snapchat streaks are not intimacy. Sending me 300 days of ceiling-fan pics doesn’t mean we’ve built a connection.…
Sir, Please, Venmo Requests Are Not Romantic
If you send her a Venmo request after the date, please understand: she’s not logging into Zelle, she’s…
Sir, Please, Stop Talking About Your Ex on the First Date
Nothing screams “unhealed” louder than a man who turns dinner into a TED Talk about his ex. Sir,…
Sir, Please, Your Gym Selfies Don’t Count as Effort
Congrats, you lift. So does the UPS guy, and at least he delivers. Posting sweaty mirror pics isn’t…
Sir, Please, She Doesn’t Want “U Up?” She Wants “I’m Outside”
Let’s talk bare minimum: “u up?” at 1:42 a.m. isn’t charming, it’s predictable. You’re not mysterious, you’re lazy.…
Sir, Please, Stop Asking for Pics, Start Asking Better Questions
If the first thing out of your mouth is “send me a pic,” congratulations idiot, you’ve just announced…
Sir, Please, Netflix and Chill Is Not Courtship
“Wanna come over and watch Netflix?” Sure, if I wanted to be ignored while you scroll your phone…
